"I haven't the slightest idea. We met in the street, and we were talking just as friendly as could be, when all of a sudden he flared up and tried to kick me."
"And what were you talking about?"
"Oh, just ordinary small talk. I remember he said, 'I always kiss my wife three or four times every day.'"
"And what did you say?"
"I said, 'I know at least a dozen men who do the same,' and then he had a fit."
"No; my lawyer."
Dreams are a big part of our Lives
and You must do whatever it takes
to make them a Reality;
by the plans you make,
the course you take,
and the things you do.
Don’t dwell on past mistakes.
Leave yesterday behind,
along with all it’s problems,
worries and doubts.
Realize you can’t change the past,
but you can start a new tomorrow.
Don’t try to do everything at once;
take one step at a time,
Don’t ever be afraid to try the Impossible
no matter what others may think.
Remember you are Unique
in your own special way.
Don’t ever stop Dreaming!
Don’t ever stop wanting what’s right for you!
Achan: Exam inu nee thottal ini enney achaa ennu vilikkendaaa….
Kurach divasam kazhinju…..
Achan: Enthayeda result???
Tintu mon:-Aliyaaa sorry daaa…..5 subject il potty machu!!
`
Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….
`
Tintumon ennum shivane thozhan pokum..one day poojari shivane maatti ganapathi ye vachu…
Tintumon:mone ,papa yodu parayanam uncle vannirunnu ennu…
`
Tintumon in medical shop:
Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
Tintumon:- ‘Tony’kalla ente ammakkaa…
`
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
`
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
`
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”
Love your job but never fall in love with your company,
because you never know when it stops loving you.
~ Dr.Abdul Kalam~
Three Sentences For Getting Success:
a) Know more than other
b) Work more than other
c)Expect less than other
~ William Shakespear
In a day,when you don’t come across any problems
you can be sure that you are travelling in a wrong path.
~ Swami Vivekananda ~
Never break four things in your life;
a)Trust
b)Promise
c)Relationship
d)Heart
Because when they break,
They dont make noise but pain a lot.
~ Author Unknown
Winning doesn’t always mean being first,
Winning means you’re doing better than you’ve
done before.
~ Bonnie Blair ~
If you want a real peace,
Dont talk to your friends.
Talk with your enemies.
~ Mother Teresa ~
No man is rich enough to buy his past.
~ Oscar Wilde ~
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
Dream is which does not let you to sleep.
~ Dr.Abdul Kalam ~
(Former President Of The Republic Of India)
Never explain yourself to anyone.
Because the person who likes you does not need it.
And the person who dislike you won’t believe it.
~ Author Unknown ~
I’m not in competition with anybody but myself.
My goal is to beat my last performance.
~ Bill Gates ~
If you start judging people,
You will have no time to love them.
~ Mother Teresa ~
If you win you need not explain.
But if you lose,
you should not be there to explain.
~ Adolph Hitler ~
Today I am drunk,
I find my world so beautiful,
I find it looks dazzling,
I find it is changed,
I may be behaving little but
Don’t think I m gone mad
I am feeling free from barriers
May be just for a moment,
I feel I am the coolest…
Because ..
Today I am drunk
Prophet said: “Whoever stood for the prayers in the night of Qadr out of sincere faith and hoping for a reward from Allah, then all his previous sins will be forgiven”
When Henry arrived at the church an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to the entire sermon on 'The Ten Commandments.'
After the service, Henry met the vicar in the vestibule doorway, shook his hand vigorously, and told him, 'I want to thank you Father for saving my soul today. I came to church to steal a hat and after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it.'
The vicar answered, 'You mean the commandment ' Thou shall not steal' changed your mind?'
'No, 'retorted Henry, 'the one about adultery did. As soon as you said that, I remembered where I had left my old hat.'
2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
4. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
5. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
7. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
8. Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
9. You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
10. Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"
